“Book Me, Danno!” The Mikey-Nath 2010 Holiday Follies
In what I’m hoping won’t become an annual tradition—with any luck, Michael Rudra Nath (aka Luis Manuel Arsupial aka Jason Christopher Hughes) will find his way to the nice set of four-point restraints and the haloperidol drip he so richly deserves—I’m making the same public offer I made back in May, when Our Hero created a fracas on Phoronix, and again yesterday in a comment here.
Beelzebub Kangaroo has been (anonymously) claiming for a number of years that I’m blackmailing him, that I’ve stalked and harassed him and his entire family, that I attempted to murder his grandmother, and other pretty serious crimes, not to mention being a Satanist, a pedophile, a pornographer, a drug addict and other unsavory things.
Let me state, clearly and publicly, that I’m prepared to turn myself in to the police department of Michael Rudra Nath’s choice, flying anywhere in the United States at my own expense, the instant I’ve verified that he’s actually filed a complaint against me there. No kidding around: I’m out of SJC on the very next flight to wherever.
So, if you don’t see me posting here and on Facebook that I’m off to the airport to fly someplace to be arrested, you can safely assume that he hasn’t followed through on my offer, and draw the appropriate conclusions. For his part, Mr. Nath is welcome to turn himself in to the Santa Cruz Sheriffs, the Merced County Sheriffs, the Austin PD, or any of the other law enforcement departments at which complaints have been made against him.
This year’s Extinct Marsupial Holiday Follies scorecard:
Sockpuppets: at a minimum, 8 since last May, on Facebook alone. Bonus points for a profile named “David Lefty Schlesinger, Jr.” and attempting (unsuccessfully) to use it to get into contact with members of my family.
Victims: at a minimum, 2 on Facebook, myself and my friend Rachel Haywire, not counting “collateral damage” among third parties…
Venues: at least three: Facebook, H+ magazine’s website, and the Disinfo website.
He’s still threatening, last heard from, to send the same defamatory messages he sent to an email list of what he claimed were 900 people in California related, not to me, but to the employment of an otherwise-uninvolved member of my family (without particular effect, except to wind up in a bunch of “Junk Mail” folders and to persuade a few folks with poorer spam protection that he was a lunatic) to the Facebook friends’ list of this same family member, using a fake profile there under the name “Monka Basnezz”.
