Poor Mikey Can’t Get a Break
Jason Christopher Hughes, aka Michael Rudra Nath, continues his impotent attempts to attack me, this time at LXer.com.; he’s postng there under the terribly creative name “Slaphon”, and attempts to disguise himself later in the thread as “ZQB”, to no avail at all.
I only got wind of this one today, but it’s pretty hilarious to read. Mikey is so completely bat-shit insane that the folks there give him very short shrift and, ultimately, ban his sorry, delusional ass.
Carla Schroder mentions that—since she banned him from commenting on her articles—she’s been inundated with abusive email from him. She points out to him, “you spam every forum you can touch with your copypasta hatchet-grinding. I run Linux Today, and I delete your junk from there. My real name is Carla Schroder. What’s yours?” No response from Mikey, and a lot of indignation. Typical. Sorry, Carla: there’s no reasoning with a crazy person.
Oh, by the way, Mikey (and if there was ever a “Constant Reader”, it’s you): those photos that got you in such a lather will all be back up shortly, now that the vacuity of your fraudulent DMCA infringement claim has been made clear to all. Enjoy ‘em, sucker.
you really don’t want the cops and ACCESS involved in your crimes, grampa. and they will be.
That could almost be a commercial jingle.
Slaphon, slaphoff, slaphon slaphoff…
Oh, what the hell are you talking about, Jason? You’ve already attempted—without a single shred or glimmer of anything like “success”—to involve ACCESS, both via phone and via email delivered in a typical cowardly fashion through one of the ACCESS site’s “Contact Us” forms. We all had a good laugh at that.
As far as getting the cops involved, it seems to have slipped your datura-addled mind that I’ve been challenging you to involve the cops for a couple of years now. In fact, let me challenge you to do it again.
So, please: involve the cops. Do it right now. Call up your local cops in Austin and my local cops in Santa Cruz. Tell ‘em all about how I’m “blackmailing” you. I’ll be happy to provide you with both numbers, should you find yourself unable to navigate a phone book successfully, Shakes.
You most certainly know precisely where to tell them to find me. It’s not as though I’m either hiding or otherwise making myself difficult to get hold of.
So, let’s have it. Get ‘em “involved” by all means. I double-dog dare ya.
(By the way, you got yours in a fast and hilarious fashion over on LXer.com, didn’t you? I expect the police will take you with an equal degree of seriousness, but don’t let that deter you by any means!)
Curious that someone with his penchant for Tourette’s-saturated ranting censored the word “bullshit” out of his own comment over there too (or does the site/mod do that?)
He certainly hasn’t even started running short of said bovine matter, at any rate.
I suspect it was the LXer.com site that did that, not Lumpkin.
You can almost smell the desperation, can’t you? “You don’t want ACCESS and the cops involved…” Sure, I do, numbskull. Go for it. Do it now.
I’d assumed the smell was just his regular b.o., actually.
Sure wouldn’t mind knowing why that “boycottlefty” blog of his hasn’t been updated in quite a while, at any rate. (And yes, by all means, please reinstate the 8x10s of our li’l buddy.)