A “Personal Update” from aktiophi
“I tried to get an erection and I’ll be damned if I don’t think the thing is permanently broke.”
Toldja.
—Bruce Willis as “Joe Hallenbeck” in The Last Boy Scout
In even less surprising news, “nasrudra” has followed its clone, “got4aco”, into the mists of deletion… Hasn’t kept Mikey from going apeshit in psychonaut, though…
It also hasn’t compelled him to recall that one can easily do a google search for the deleted accounts and look at the cache files to see that both have the exact same usernames in their f-lists…
Actually the “got4aco” and “nasrudra” accounts are one and the same; the 8/11/07 entry in psychonaut (soon to be deleted, I’m sure) was originally posted by “got4aco” and now it’s showing up as the latter.
Mikey never was the brightest penny in the roll. Thick as two planks and sharp as a sack of hammers, that’s our Mikey!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Say it with me “I will not speak in nonsequiturs…I will not speak in nonsequiturs…I will contribute lucid and meaningful dialog that makes sense to people outside my head…I recognize that If I don’t start doing so, my ass will get banned from the journal…I will not speak in nonsequiturs…I like pizza…”
(Too bad that won’t fit on a tombstone, because what an epitaph that’d make for our boy…)
(I’ve got a couple other classics too, but I’ll email you those so he doesn’t delete them.)
Well okay, here’s one that he already tried to get rid of. (Woop! Woop! Wooooop!)
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“Because sometimes to survive human idiocy you have to look for ever-clever ways to understand the roots of the problem. I have; all of them. Unfortunately, now, all of our writs are locked. The irony here is that I used my heightened senses to such a degree I changed government, global government, by willing justice and change into and by soul, the very same soul nigh everyone privy to my personal life attempted to keep me away from experiencing within myself (even before I was called on stage to be mocked, stoned, liabled, have my identity raped for financial, political and religious gain, and then, it was the aim, killed).
“The secrets are out. Clean it up.”
Logorrhea. Delusions of grandeur. Megalomania.
It’s definitely paresis. He’s probably right, he probably hasn’t got long for this world. Soon, he’ll be shaking too badly to drive a keyboard or mouse, I suppose. Good old tabes dorsalis.
Let’s all sing along!
(“Liabled”…? I suppose he must mean “libeled” here, but of course, he can’t tell the difference, poor sap…)
Well, you’re welcome to try diagnosing this one as well, Dr. Freud:
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“I gathered. I raised. I let go of most. Due credit, and top spot, to the daughter that is the mother. I made my decision. No one will interfere. She’ll be the next Magus.
“And BTW, I worked myself out of that time-rape tight-spot financially.
“Always a trick up my sleeve. Always.”
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“She’s my sister… she’s my daughter… My sister, my daughter… She’s my sister and my daughter!”
– Faye Dunaway as “Evelyn Mulwray” in Chinatown