More Mikey…
Ichiban Bakayarō (aka “Mephistopheles Wombat”) is at it on LJ again, attempting to weasel his way onto the friends list of those who really want nothing to do with him. His ID of choice these days seems to be got4aco; he’s also camped out on Facebook, using the (misspelled) monicker “Nasrudin Tusi”…
Mikey claims that he’s heading overseas very shortly, and will have “limited to no internet access”, which is surely cause for rejoicing. Both the tone, and the intelligence, of the Internet will be elevated as a result.
(Assuming one were to believe him this time. His record of following through on his regular promises to waddle his pudgy, lame, lunatic self out of here has been dismal. And Costa Pedohilia, where he’s been claiming to own real estate, is not “overseas”. Apparently, he’s said he’s headed for the Middle East, in the hopes of Sufi-ing it up, most likely. With his personal charm, he’ll no doubt get his throat slit in short order and be buried in a sand dune, far, far away…)
“I doubt anyone would miss you.”—Dan Hedeya as “Melvin Horowitz” in Clueless
He’s been serial adding with the aktiophi sock as well.
As for the Costa Rica bit, I think he may have just bought into one of those spam emails and doesn’t have title to a postage stamp’s worth of actual territory.