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[CitN!] Cannibal Crocs, Bus Beheadings (with Added PETA Madness) and More!

In a rare sighting, a 3.5 meter salt water crocodile has been photographed chowing down on one of its cousins in Northwest Australia. Crocodile cannibalism is reportedly rare, but evidently not unheard of.

An Edmonton newspaper delivery man has been charged with stabbing to death a fellow Greyhound bus passenger en route near Portage la Prairie in Manitoba. Vince Weiguang Li, 40, stabbed Tim McLean, 22, repeatedly as other passengers fled the bus. Li then reportedly decapitated McLean, displayed his head to passnegers and police, and was reportedly seen eating pieces of his victim by an RCMP officer at the scene. Reportedly, Li had been recently dismissed from his job at Walmart over a dispute with another employee. In his initial court appearance, Li whispered “Please kill me” to the judge.

Not unexpectedly, the fine folks over at PETA immediately came up with an ad comparing the killing of animals to McLean’s murder, to the usual (and not unreasonable) outrage. Nice going, guys!

LJ Abus(iv)e to “Represent” LJ Users on Advisory Board!

Valleywag reports that the front-runner for the seat on the “Livejournal Advisory Board”, legomymalfoy, is an active member of the LJ Abus(iv)e team. She doesn’t intend to resign from there if she wins the “election”, as it seems certain she will.

LJ continues to suck and blow…

PWN2SPAWN

“Wanted: Communist sociopath accountant willing to exchange free sex and resulting offspring for death threats. Seriously screwed-up applicants only need apply.”

Wow, that’s gonna be a big draw.

The wit and wisdom of aktiophi!

• Amberite complains about the difficulty in finding a new home for her kitten; aktiophi advises that he’s “all will and war when innocence is used and abused” and goes downhill from there…
• Aktiophi reveals that the lyrics to the “Star Spangled Banner” are a Jewish conspiracy: “The Star Spangled Banner was rewritten, more than once; and in its final draft (excuse the pun) favored more of a Jewish fundamentalism of Soul realization, freedoms and advantages rather than full Scientific Enlightenment. I assure you Benjamin Franklin is rolling in his grave as we speak. He wrote much about America’s need to protect the Masonic-styled philosophy from being infiltrated by the Jewish people.”
• Posting a YouTube video == “pandering genocide“.
• In response to her thoughts about the Writers’ Guild strikes, aktiophi spots a conspiracy involving the OP: somehow, her posts manage to appear “always, always above the posts of the most vile, chaotic and sneakily vindictive women in the occult world”!  Stop posting right before she does, you harridans!
• isomeme stole the OTO from aktiophi!
• A package has failed to arrive in a timely fashion! What to do? aktiophi knows: “direct your will to direct the light from shining ever-outward by contracting the light from projecting and abide in the neutrality”! Works every time!
• Don’t try and fool him! aktiophi knows you know why your quote reminds him of his quote!
• Samy gets an origami crane with the number “62″ written on it. What can it mean? aktiophi knows! “It means somebody in Fascist America owes me my dead mother’s last wish I receive her life insurance policy, being held up by Light Commies and ethnic cleansers so that I end up homeless.”
• The “Astronomy Picture of the Day” feed has a photo of the nearest galaxy to ours, to which jasalol inexplicably responds “BOOBIES!” Not to be outdone, aktiophi makes jasalol and offer ze can’t refuse: “I’ll make you this deal: If you’ll back off the whoring, lessen your grip on men destined and called to realize their true metaphysical natures so as to heal our planet, your very next incarnation you’re a man, I’ll skry the Universe and raise you. Deal?”
• deathboy is annoyed that his friends went to London without telling him. But aktiophi wants to know, “So tell me: does the science to go along with the cure compute to anyone else but me? Also: Will Papa Big upstairs allow others to further restrain his work to hand me his wizard wand? I’ve had stress enough: level with me”; deathboy keeps his wits enough about him to respond in kind.

Dear Apple Legal Department:

I think someone is pirating your software. See here:

03 December 2007 @ 09:26 pm

victory is MINE!After a week’s downloading and messing with kexts… I HAVE OS X TIGER 4.7 running on my Dell Inspiron 600m crapbox!

(now to get it dual booting on both my Dell Vostro 1000 and my HP tx1000z!)

He’ll probably delete it or hide this entry, so I have a screencap for you. Drop by any time.

Just When You Were Thinking, “Gee, Six Apart hasn’t done anything bone-headed for a while…”

…they bring out a whole new weapon for the arsenals of trolls all over Livejournal. Now, Joe Random Delusionally-Aggrieved-Passerby can just flag your journal as “Offensive”, “Hate Speech” or “Child Porn”. And the best part is, you won’t get notified when they do it!

Of course, once you discover that it’s happened, you can always appeal it, the good old-fashioned way: by submitting a plea to the bottomless pit of Abus(iv)e “Prevention”, which will get around to taking a look at it just as soon as they finish wading through all the posts that people are flagging as offensive hate speech kiddie pr0n…

I guess this’ll keep the Abus(iv)e “Prevention” bozos good ‘n’ busy. Do you suppose the folks at Six Apart ever actually think anything through before doing it?

(The base of active users at Livejournal continues its decline, even as hundred of thousands of new accounts get added each month. What do you want to bet the number of paid accounts is shrinking even more precipitously?)

A “Personal Update” from aktiophi

“I tried to get an erection and I’ll be damned if I don’t think the thing is permanently broke.”

Toldja.

—Bruce Willis as “Joe Hallenbeck” in The Last Boy Scout

In even less surprising news, “nasrudra” has followed its clone, “got4aco”, into the mists of deletion… Hasn’t kept Mikey from going apeshit in psychonaut, though…

And Just So You Shouldn’t Think the Madness is Confined to Marsupials…

Six Apart is reportedly suspending users for using too many tags now…

Oh, Look.

Somebody appears to be, not in India, but (as expected) in Austin.

Gosh, there’s a surprise.

[UPDATE: Alobar has, sadly, friends-locked the entry referenced above. It consisted of a lot of the usual vituperative horseshit comments, subsequently deleted, by got4aco, posted from 24.174.30.210--a Road Runner IP address located in, as stated, Austin, TX. So much for the jungles of Goa, I guess. "got4aco" also claimed that his yahoo email address (the same one mentioned in this thread) is a "public email address" used by "10,000 people". What?

got4aco is deleted now, but the content from that journal has been moved over, apparently in toto (recently doubled-in-size "friends" list included), to a new sockpuppet, at nasrudra... Hilariously enough, "nasrudra" goes to even greater lengths to "prove" to the world that he and aktiophi are two completely different people: "His mother's dead, but mine's in a Federal penitentiary!" The right brain knows not what the left brain doeth, or something...]

[UPDATED UPDATE: Heh. Now, "nasrudra" posting to the psychonaut community (just like Chris-py always does) detailing his own troubles with aktiophi/nirbiraja/dems4direction (which is, of course, six other guys). Comments are disabled (sound familiar...?) Why, he's even reported it to LJ Abuse and the police! Just like Chris-py's always threatening to do, but apparently never actually does. Not without reason, either.

Evidently, either "aktiophi" is accusing "nasrudra" of being me, or vice-versa; it's unclear: Lunky's html sk1lz haven't improved any, so he hasn't managed to provide any actual links to this supposed dialogue, although he did copy and paste all the labels and button texts... Certainly if I were involved in this, it'd be grammatically correct, at least...]

aktiophi and nirbiraja: Separated at Birth?

got4aco is on a friending rampage again, he’s added forty or fifty of the usual suspects to his f-list. You might want to follow the simple directions here and ban him now…I wish I could dig up the comment where nirbiraja states that he found aktiophi to be “pretty lucid”. Turns out there’s a reason for that, though: nirbiraja writes:

Did Howard the Mad Prophet collapse on stage because the Hacketts who program the CCA (falsely called) pardoned him and relinquished their copyright on his image, or did the CCA kill him?

One wonders if it’s at all possible for me to convey, illustrate, and terminate the last thread, for all of you, binding us to the reality of their illusions.

Can you shut off the tube, and be at one with the tube? Can you fuse with the image? Can you let go of the fear of being entirely alone?

Others’ entanglements in the Hacketts’ illusions keep us unenlightened. And everyone whose feet touches the Earth is infected by varying degrees.

Want power unimaginable? Want immortality? Want legacy? Want Empire?

Separate yourself from the weak and the Hacketts’ illusions. Be alone. Conquer yourself which is the tube.

Eyes open, centered, beyond emotion though fully relaxed in an upright position without back support, train not to blink.

How many times do you carry the cross? 6 times.

Be a Hackett, you’re called.

aktiophi writes:

Did Howard the Mad Prophet collapse on stage because the Hacketts who program the CCA (falsely called) pardoned him and relinquished their copyright on his image, or did the CCA kill him?

One wonders if it’s at all possible for me to convey, illustrate, and terminate the last thread, for all of you, binding us to the reality of their illusions.

Can you shut off the tube, and be at one with the tube? Can you fuse with the image? Can you let go of the fear of being entirely alone?

Others’ entanglements in the Hacketts’ illusions keep us unenlightened. And everyone whose feet touches the Earth is infected by varying degrees.

Want power unimaginable? Want immortality? Want legacy? Want Empire?

Separate yourself from the weak and the Hacketts’ illusions. Be alone. Conquer yourself which is the tube.

Eyes open, centered, beyond emotion though fully relaxed in an upright position without back support, train not to blink.

How many times do you carry the cross? 6 times.

Be a Hackett, you’re called.

Clearly, the two of them think alike.

Clang, clang! Bellevue!

—Maureen O’Hara as “Doris Walker” in Miracle on 34th Street

Now You Don’t See Him, Now You Do…

Christmas is coming, and Mikey’s sanity is, as usual, vanishing as he gears up for his Annual Really Big Meltdown.

Looks like aktiophi’s back. Looks like there’s a new sockpuppet in town, too, nirbiraja. He’s up to the same old bullshit tricks as usual, posting nonsensical drivel to random communities with comments disabled, in an attempt to awe the masses with his esoterical prowess.

The masses, predictably, are again underwhelmed. What’s funny is that the bold Mephistopheles Wallaby (dressed as aktiophi) shows up for the chop-fest on nirbiraja and posts even more incoherent drivel in “response”:

That’s still fear on another level. It’s hard and confusing times, but not closing oneself off from the world at the heart center on the chest (exit childish rhetoric) and allowing flow through to the stomach is key.

A black magician says “I am in this circle and you can not harm me.” It’s division. But aren’t we all when we begin our quest divided for love’s sake? While this sort of attitude is necessary to filtrate ordeals, it’s an obstacle in reintegration around the court.

The court sees, finds candidates best-suited, raises them, and sets them free. The Illuminati Family.

Your time is your time. But has all of this been for naught? Indeed; and no.

I’ve been raised I have no doubt to rule the family; as there are too many divisions.

The hatred, fear and jealousy will subside if all of you want it to.

But I will rule from Shambhala. That’s dictated. My being alive is proof enough.

I guess, coming from the “most mightiest magician”, this shouldn’t surprise us. “Ruling from Shambhala”…

Or checking into the local psycho ward, whichever comes first, huh?

—Kurt Russell as “Jack Burton” in Big Trouble in Little China

I’d think this has gotta deserve a mention on stupid_free, too…

[UPDATE: "nirbiraja" makes another completely incoherent appearance here, while "aktiophi" continues the "posting pointless and off-topic nonsense to random communities with comments disabled" game...]

[UPDATE 2: Mikey (still as "aktiophi") continues to assail the buddhists community with more content-free, comments disabled ravings...]

Okay, Try to Follow This…

First off, Mikey’s aktiophi sockpuppet’s gone bye-bye, at least as of this writing.

Secondly, our brave hero took the time out from his busy schedule of exploring the Indian subcontinent (from his deathbed) to post a notification that he wasn’t aktiophi, that was six other guys. He claims that people are “avoiding” him, based on associating him with “Aktiophi’s behavior”. Of course, he’s not like that at all.

Now, in his endless vituperative, nonsensical and subliterate comments here (in fact, the exact behavior that aktiophi’s consistently been perpetrating on Livejournal), Mikey’s steadfastly maintained that he wasn’t Aktiophi, either, and he’s likewise mentioned that he’s off in the wilds of Goa, taking bad photographs with a fairly decent camera.

Just like got4aco.

So, now…who’s got4aco supposed to be…?

Cannibals in the News!

A British man has been sentenced to a 12-year term in Spain as the result of a plea bargain to a reduced charge of manslaughter. Paul Leonard Durant, 47, had previously made a full confession in which he admitted to dismembering her body, putting some parts into a suitcase which he then placed in a dumpster, as well as to eating “all the bits that were eatable [sic]“.

News Flash for Marsupials!

Hushmail ain’t all that “hush-hush”, baby.

Mikey’s Continuing Downward Spiral

Mephistopheles Wallaby (via his aktiophi sockpuppet) plumbs new depths of incoherence in the journal of an apparently innocent bystander, muttering about “death threats” and reporting all of this to the CIA.

Maybe he really is terminal, suffering through the final nervous-system-scrambling stages of tabes dorsalis. No updates from Goa on the part of the got4aco sockpuppet, and sadly, no photos of the pudgy dolt in front of the Goa Hyatt. Another golden opportunity to show me up, squandered.

Mikey Makes stupid_free!

Mikey (posting as aktiophi again) decides to lay magickal blame for his mother’s demise at contentlove’s door, in at least three different communities.

This is after similar wagging of his limp, sore-ridden willie over in his own journal, where he hilariously refers to himself as “the most mightiest of magicians“! Clearly his magical attainments haven’t gained him any facility with his native tongue.

You’d think, between being on his deathbed, while doing the Indiana Jones thing through the jungles of Goa (and wasting the potential of a halfway decent camera with some remarkably crappy composition), he wouldn’t find the time to bother with nonsense like this…

Well, maybe you wouldn’t, given about whom we’re talking…

Say It Isn’t So, Mikey!

Is Beelzebub Kangaroo suffering from terminal malaise? Preparing to shuffle off this mortal coil, yet all the Abyss-crossing hasn’t steeled him to the notion of impending dissolution, so he’s looking for reconciliation and forgiveness…?

How’s that work…?

Last words or yet another pathetic dodge for attention? You decide!

(At least you know where to send the “Get Well” e-cards to now…)

Hey! Halfwit!

Made ya look, Mikey! Didn’t you say

You can post all the bile and lies you want. I am no longer going to so much as read any of it, anywhere. Not ever again. You can’t touch me by any means you have. I do not have time anymore for your repetitive nonsense and straight up tortious libel. I don’t care anymore. I have many friends, loves to care for and much work to do. Right after I get done with several months of leisurely travel in distant and beautiful places. Not your two day bullshit “travel”, Dave – the real thing. I will be doing a great deal of snorkeling in coral reefs of sublime beauty to begin with in just a few days. You are not capable of doing anything but spewing lies and impotent venom on your silly blog almost no one even reads. You have failed to make yourself as annoying as even a pimple on my ass, in all these years of you howling for my blood. Keep your sick delusions for yourself. I want none of it, and won’t be reading it. The people who matter know the truth and see right through your bullshit and sick spew. They are quiet, unlike your small group of web toadies and fatass fanboy bullies. And they outnumber you all considerably.

bye bye, fucker. you don’t exist in my Universe anymore. I will ALWAYS be under your skin though.

You=FAIL.

So, what happened? Are you so much of a pathological liar that you’ve entirely lost the ability to recall what you’ve said? Have you killed off so many braincells that Ni(t)wi(t) has to pin a note to your shirt so you’ll remember your name and where you’re holed up?

I guess having fraudulently changed your name at least three times now must make it a little more difficult to keep track of whom you’re pretending to be this week, but still…

Anyway, thanks for Doing My Will, yet again, you tool.

C’mon, already: hurry your dim-witted self off to Costa Pedophilia or the Middle East or the bottom of the ocean or wherever. As long as it’s someplace with “limited to no internet access”, the world will certainly rejoice.

As far as “Me=FAIL”, if this is failure—I just got back from a lovely week in Kansai, where–among other things—I spent some time on the holy mountain of Koyasan, and am just wrapping up a week in Tokyo in a couple of days, I’m not entirely sure I’d have the energy for “SUCCEED” (and my energy level is quite high, I wear out twenty-year-olds).

Feel free to take a look at my photos, and feel free to gnash your teeth over how you’ve never actually managed to make it to your snorkeling (or anywhere else) “in a few days”, a few months or a few years. Sucks to be a fugitive, I guess…

(By the way, when you say you “lost everything” over on the aktiophi sockpuppet, I’m assuming that little inventory covers your sanity. Of course, you lost that over a decade ago, hm…?)

Mikey’s “Not Pussywhipped”…

On his aktiophi sockpuppet, Mephistopheles Kangaroo shares his extreme degree of enlightenment yet again:

Women could start by admitting that most of them don’t have the capacity of introspection. Which makes Thelema as an initiatory science pretty much redundant to them. Then, they could look around at the environment they cherish to include all of the suffering, wars, slavery and bloodshed and compare how important it is to them to not be ruled metaphysically.

I’m not pussy whipped. Are you?

I guess you ladies have been deluding yourselves all this time. It must be pleasant to have this “Magister-bator Templi”, who managed to figure out the “trick” to Crossing the Abyss—chew on Jimson Weed and mumble Enochian calls, and hey, presto! You’re a Master of the Universe—clear that up for you, huh?

Choronzon chewed him up, and spat just the bugshit insane, screechy parts back out, it seems.