Stay Classy, Michael Rudra Nath!

•January 15, 2011 • Leave a Comment

Last heard from—after impersonating me, Brandon Lozza, and Richard Stallman—Michael Rudra Nath (aka Luis Manuel Arsupial, aka Jason Christopher Hughes) is now proposing to Photoshop the faces of members of my family onto pornography and “post them widely on the web”. He sent along a first draft. Judging from his apparent skillz, he’ll be at this more several months or more.

Oh, he’s impersonating Roy Schestowitz now…

The Mikey-Nath Holiday Follies Continue! (or “Thelonious Makes a Monkey Out of Mikey!”)

•January 9, 2011 • 9 Comments
A Horse's Ass

A good likeness of Michael Rudra Nath, courtesy of "Hammer of Dawn"

In his usual combination of unmoored ire, spttle-flecked insanity, cowardice and poor judgment, Michael Rudra Nath (aka Jason Christopher Hughes, aka Luis Manuel Arsupial), pounds several dozen comments into a year-old entry on this blog, evidently in an attempt to convince me that he’s as good as Thelonious Monk would have been, if Thelonious Monk had been ineptly playing a poorly-tuned Chinese zither, which he wasn’t, as it happens.

I might suppose that this bold act of defiance stems from a complete inability on his part to actually respond to my offer to turn myself in on the charges he continues to insist I’m guilty of—which now include rape! Whom I’m supposed to have raped, precisely, or where, or when, is still a mystery.

He’s actually left close to a dozen more comments, all equally-or-more inane, but I blacklisted his IP, so he won’t be getting through, not unassisted, anyway. He informs me that he’s got “over 300″ IP addresses, which would mean that no more than three sockpuppets need to share any given address, by my reckoning.

The irony of the statement he made, quoted in that earlier entry, from a time even earlier than that, is excruciating, but doubtless continues to escape poor, hapless Mikey:

You can post all the bile and lies you want. I am no longer going to so much as read any of it, anywhere. Not ever again. You can’t touch me by any means you have. I do not have time anymore for your repetitive nonsense and straight up tortious libel. I don’t care anymore.

Clearly, he’s not been reading a bit of it, since he doesn’t have the time, and he doesn’t care anymore, any way.

{UPDATE: Two IP addresses blocked now. I’m keen to collect the entire set.}

{UPDATE 2: It’s looking like he overestimated his IP address supply by about 298. Only off by 99.33%, typical.}

Michael Rudra Nath, Brandon Lozza impersonator?

•January 8, 2011 • Leave a Comment

Heh. Members of my immediate family have just been treated to a number of harassing and threatening emails emanating from the address “blozza2070@hushmail.com”…

Gee, Brandon, is that you? Or are you now discovering that allying yourself with a lunatic has its downside…?

I’ve sent “Brandon Loser” the following reply:

That’s terrific, you couldn’t have provided a better demonstration for just how much of a lunatic you are. I’m certain Mr. Lozza will be thrilled to see how you treat your “allies” in this epic battle of yours.

Once again, if you want me arrested, just tell me where. Once I’ve verified that you’ve filed charges there, I’m on a plane to turn myself in. Just name your precinct.

However, the site’s staying up, the photos are staying up—and I’ll add more and fight your idiotically fraudulent DMCA complaints just as I have in the past—so you’re wasting your breath with your threats. There is nothing you can do to harm me in the slightest, and your continued, and vain, efforts only make what you are clearer to everyone.

I doubt Lozza will harbor any illusions about you…

Again, nice work, well done! Thanks, moron!

 

“Book Me, Danno!” The Mikey-Nath 2010 Holiday Follies

•January 6, 2011 • Leave a Comment

In what I’m hoping won’t become an annual tradition—with any luck, Michael Rudra Nath (aka Luis Manuel Arsupial aka Jason Christopher Hughes) will find his way to the nice set of four-point restraints and the haloperidol drip he so richly deserves—I’m making the same public offer I made back in May, when Our Hero created a fracas on Phoronix, and again yesterday in a comment here.

Beelzebub Kangaroo has been (anonymously) claiming for a number of years that I’m blackmailing him, that I’ve stalked and harassed him and his entire family, that I attempted to murder his grandmother, and other pretty serious crimes, not to mention being a Satanist, a pedophile, a pornographer, a drug addict and other unsavory things.

Let me state, clearly and publicly, that I’m prepared to turn myself in to the police department of Michael Rudra Nath’s choice, flying anywhere in the United States at my own expense, the instant I’ve verified that he’s actually filed a complaint against me there. No kidding around: I’m out of SJC on the very next flight to wherever.

So, if you don’t see me posting here and on Facebook that I’m off to the airport to fly someplace to be arrested, you can safely assume that he hasn’t followed through on my offer, and draw the appropriate conclusions. For his part, Mr. Nath is welcome to turn himself in to the Santa Cruz Sheriffs, the Merced County Sheriffs, the Austin PD, or any of the other law enforcement departments at which complaints have been made against him.

This year’s Extinct Marsupial Holiday Follies scorecard:

Sockpuppets: at a minimum, 8 since last May, on Facebook alone. Bonus points for a profile named “David Lefty Schlesinger, Jr.” and attempting (unsuccessfully) to use it to get into contact with members of my family.

Victims: at a minimum, 2 on Facebook, myself and my friend Rachel Haywire, not counting “collateral damage” among third parties…

Venues: at least three: Facebook, H+ magazine’s website, and the Disinfo website.

He’s still threatening, last heard from, to send the same defamatory messages he sent to an email list of what he claimed were 900 people in California related, not to me, but to the employment of an otherwise-uninvolved member of my family (without particular effect, except to wind up in a bunch of “Junk Mail” folders and to persuade a few folks with poorer spam protection that he was a lunatic) to the Facebook friends’ list of this same family member, using a fake profile there under the name “Monka Basnezz”.

In Which Don Juan Discovers That Karma is a Bitch

•January 4, 2011 • 7 Comments

Well, Michael Rudra Nath (aka Jason Christopher Hughes) has had his traditional Christmas tantrum again this year, culminating in an attempt to set up a bogus ID on Facebook in my name and send several messages from it to folks on my friends list. Several dozen people reported it as an impersonation in short order, and it got taken down, but not before I had some of the more interesting messages forwarded to me.

According to Mephistopheles Kangaroo, thanks to his exploits being documented here and on the Extinct Marsupial Appreciation Society web site, he claims that he can’t get a job! He’s “unemployable”!

Poor thing. I’m sure I can’t claim all the credit for that. I wonder whether he knows about California’s tough new online impersonation law, the one that just went into effect… I suspect not.

Like I keep saying, insanity is its own reward. Funny how all of the efforts that Lunky and his cohorts have made to keep me from working have had the effect of keeping them from working. Funny Thing.

Extinct-Marsupial.org is Offline for a Short Time…

•February 16, 2010 • 2 Comments

Michael Rudra Nath/Jason Christopher Hughes has claimed to my ISP that he’s opened criminal complaints against me with the Santa Cruz County Sheriff and the FBI. Accordingly, they’ve asked to take the site offline for a short time while they consult with their legal counsel on the matter.

Needless to say, I haven’t heard a single word from the County Sheriff, much less the FBI, with regard to this matter. I fully expect that they’ll have things settled around this once they poke into his clearly spurious claims—the fact that he’s already provided them with a fraudulent DMCA notice isn’t disposing them favorably toward him, that seems certain—the site will be back up. He’s going to have to come up with case numbers and the names of the investigating officers, which ought to be rather interesting. In the meantime, stay tuned for further developments here.

My ISP informs me that Mr. Nath/Hughes has been bombarding them with abusive and harassing emails on a multiple-times-daily basis for some time. Some things never change, because some people can’t ever change.

Mikey Gets Desperate

•February 6, 2010 • 10 Comments

Having utterly failed in his efforts to get anyone to take him the least bit seriously—not to mention being greeted with ridicule and scorn—not to mention having equally failed to cause trouble for me at my job, Michael Rudra Nath (aka Jason Christopher Hughes) is now threatening to harass members of my family in order to interfere with their employment. I’ve advised him that, should he attempt this, the fun and games are over: I will swear out a criminal complaint against him for stalking and harassment with local law enforcement, get a restraining order against him, and take things from there.

Just so he’s very clear on the fact that he can’t threaten or intimidate me, I’ve not only reposted the pictures put up on the Extinct Marsupial site in order to identify him, but added three more, as well as raising the reward on him to $1,500.

Is any of this getting through that datura-addled cranium of yours, Mikey?

Poor Mikey Can’t Get a Break

•February 4, 2010 • 6 Comments

Jason Christopher Hughes, aka Michael Rudra Nath, continues his impotent attempts to attack me, this time at LXer.com.; he’s postng there under the terribly creative name “Slaphon”, and attempts to disguise himself later in the thread as “ZQB”, to no avail at all.

I only got wind of this one today, but it’s pretty hilarious to read. Mikey is so completely bat-shit insane that the folks there give him very short shrift and, ultimately, ban his sorry, delusional ass.

Carla Schroder mentions that—since she banned him from commenting on her articles—she’s been inundated with abusive email from him. She points out to him, “you spam every forum you can touch with your copypasta hatchet-grinding. I run Linux Today, and I delete your junk from there. My real name is Carla Schroder. What’s yours?” No response from Mikey, and a lot of indignation. Typical. Sorry, Carla: there’s no reasoning with a crazy person.

Oh, by the way, Mikey (and if there was ever a “Constant Reader”, it’s you): those photos that got you in such a lather will all be back up shortly, now that the vacuity of your fraudulent DMCA infringement claim has been made clear to all. Enjoy ‘em, sucker.

Chris-py Hits the 21st Century: Trolling through Social Media

•January 24, 2010 • 4 Comments

It’s been reported that the Lump is now emailing foam-flecked invective to folks who’ve had the temerity to friend me on Twitter:

Oh, btw we’ve never met but b/c I commented on one of your blog entries your stalker e-mailed me. I lolled.”

and

and I also felt for you. And I thought I had haters.

Nobody seems to be buyin’ the bullcrap, do they? Go figure.

Bart Does Mikey-nath

•January 14, 2010 • 1 Comment

Too bad Bart's a quicker learner....

やった!

•January 13, 2010 • Leave a Comment

Hey, we scored a new annual visitorship record today. Sadly, 98% of it is from one person.

How’s that refresh command, Mikey? Still working? Maybe you’d better try it again. And again. And again. And again.

…your original comment [is] the kind of thing that leads to encounters with the courts…
Jon Corbet, on the LWN contributions of Michael Rudra Nath (aka Jason Christopher Hughes)
[UPDATE: In spite of having hit a new record yesterday, and in spite of its not yet being 7 in the morning here, the hits on this blog are already at 50% of what they were yesterday. Looks as though someone in Austin spent a sleepless night last night. Wasn't me: I slept like a baby.]

Mikey-nath Loses It Again: He Shuts Up When He Coulda Put Up

•January 13, 2010 • 5 Comments

This just gets better and better. After listening to Jason Christopher Hughes (aka Michael Rudra Nath) accusing me of blackmail, and a variety of other felonies and misdemeanors, and screechily demanding that I “turn myself in”, I realized that I could cut to some sort of chase by simply agreeing to. I figured that would give him something to think about, and it seems as though it did!

Not that thinking is Mikey-nath’s forte, mind you.

There are horrible jurisdictional battles involved in a case like this, according to my attorney. It could take years and hundreds of thousands of dollars to conduct a DMCA trial across US state lines. The statue of limitations however on “invasion of privacy” and “intentional infliction of emotional distress” are quite generous. So he will in all probability be allowed to abuse to DMCA and claim his fraudulent copyright. Satisfaction will be had, one way or another and by any means necessary.

“Horrible jurisdictional battles”…? You need a better lawyer, sonny. A DMCA case is a Federal matter and it’s tried in a Federal courtroom. No “jurisdictional battle” there, certainly, one’s as good as another.

There’s no “jurisdictional battle” at all as far as your other silly claims go, either: if you feel that you’re being blackmailed by someone, no matter where they are, you go to your local police and file a report, simple as that. If you’re being blackmailed in Austin, say, you go to the Austin PD.

Same with a civil case, for the most part, especially when it involves the internet, which is everywhere. If you’re being “intentionally emotionally distressed” and having your privacy “invaded” in Staten Island, to give a completely fictional example, you’d go to the Civil Court of Richmond County.

Here’s the thing: having received my counter-notification to his fraudulent DMCA response, in which I laid out the facts of the matter—he’s used two different names on his claim, an apparently fake address, and failed to provide any proof that he has Thing One to do with those photos, much less having a copyright claim on them—he has (had, as of yesterday) 14 business days to file a court case against me to litigate his copyright claim or his DMCA complaint is null and void. That is to say, the photos go right back up.

Apparently, it’s dawned on our Brave Hero that this is a lose-lose proposition for him. If he takes me to court, he knows I’m going to be bringing along a countersuit the size of Montana for him. He can’t complain to my ISP any further now, so he’s simply going to have to grind his teeth until he needs to gum his gum, by gum, looking at that web site, over and over and over and over.

We’re havin’ fun now. Right, Mikey?

…will in all probability be allowed to abuse to [sic] DMCA…

Oh, right. I’m “abusing the DMCA”. Uh huh. My ISP and I have a somewhat different view. Of course, you’re not willing to put your money where your big, fat mouth is, are you?

Satisfaction will be had, one way or another and by any means necessary.

I’ve offered, and am continuing to offer, to turn myself in so that you can press charges, you cretinous numbskull. Get on with it, if you’re after “satisfaction”. Call the cops. Make your charges. I’ll gladly come and answer them. Otherwise, shut the fucking fuck up already.

(By the way: aktiophi’s Livejournal was suddenly deleted this week. Again. Go figure.)

[UPDATE: rather than lie in the bed he made, Mikey-nath gets a sudden impulse to indulge in amateur psychiatry.]

An Oldie, but a Goodie

•January 13, 2010 • 39 Comments

Lumar the Thylacine laments
aloud across the internets and so
the erudite do mock and point, content
they are in knowing soon his stack will blow.
And O! What poor pretense at synthesis;
His dull lies are transparent to all who
took O Chem in their sophomore year. In this—
attending school—they’re far removed from Lu.
Counterfeiting works of famous authors,
making struggles at occluded gnosis.
He has no success, he only bothers,
entertaining us with all his poses.

And while we think his antics are quite droll,
The Thylacine is just a shithead troll.

Tell me, Mikey-nath: do you remember writing this?

You can post all the bile and lies you want. I am no longer going to so much as read any of it, anywhere. Not ever again. You can’t touch me by any means you have. I do not have time anymore for your repetitive nonsense and straight up tortious libel. I don’t care anymore.

It’s clear now, as it was then, just how little you care. Don’t forget: less than 13 days left to bring concrete legal action against me.

Hey, Loomar!

•January 12, 2010 • 8 Comments

I think you’re right after all: I’m going to turn myself in. Want me to call the Austin police and make the arrangements? Where should they get in touch with you so you can press charges against me for the crimes you’re claiming I’ve committed?

(This oughta be good.)

Hi!

•December 3, 2008 • 1 Comment

You know who, and you know why.

[CitN!] Cannibal Crocs, Bus Beheadings (with Added PETA Madness) and More!

•August 9, 2008 • 3 Comments

In a rare sighting, a 3.5 meter salt water crocodile has been photographed chowing down on one of its cousins in Northwest Australia. Crocodile cannibalism is reportedly rare, but evidently not unheard of.

An Edmonton newspaper delivery man has been charged with stabbing to death a fellow Greyhound bus passenger en route near Portage la Prairie in Manitoba. Vince Weiguang Li, 40, stabbed Tim McLean, 22, repeatedly as other passengers fled the bus. Li then reportedly decapitated McLean, displayed his head to passnegers and police, and was reportedly seen eating pieces of his victim by an RCMP officer at the scene. Reportedly, Li had been recently dismissed from his job at Walmart over a dispute with another employee. In his initial court appearance, Li whispered “Please kill me” to the judge.

Not unexpectedly, the fine folks over at PETA immediately came up with an ad comparing the killing of animals to McLean’s murder, to the usual (and not unreasonable) outrage. Nice going, guys!

LJ Abus(iv)e to “Represent” LJ Users on Advisory Board!

•May 29, 2008 • 2 Comments

Valleywag reports that the front-runner for the seat on the “Livejournal Advisory Board”, legomymalfoy, is an active member of the LJ Abus(iv)e team. She doesn’t intend to resign from there if she wins the “election”, as it seems certain she will.

LJ continues to suck and blow…

PWN2SPAWN

•May 27, 2008 • 25 Comments

“Wanted: Communist sociopath accountant willing to exchange free sex and resulting offspring for death threats. Seriously screwed-up applicants only need apply.”

Wow, that’s gonna be a big draw.

The wit and wisdom of aktiophi!

•December 26, 2007 • 3 Comments
  • Amberite complains about the difficulty in finding a new home for her kitten; aktiophi advises that he’s “all will and war when innocence is used and abused” and goes downhill from there…
  • Aktiophi reveals that the lyrics to the “Star Spangled Banner” are a Jewish conspiracy: “The Star Spangled Banner was rewritten, more than once; and in its final draft (excuse the pun) favored more of a Jewish fundamentalism of Soul realization, freedoms and advantages rather than full Scientific Enlightenment. I assure you Benjamin Franklin is rolling in his grave as we speak. He wrote much about America’s need to protect the Masonic-styled philosophy from being infiltrated by the Jewish people.”
  • Posting a YouTube video == “pandering genocide“.
  • In response to her thoughts about the Writers’ Guild strikes, aktiophi spots a conspiracy involving the OP: somehow, her posts manage to appear “always, always above the posts of the most vile, chaotic and sneakily vindictive women in the occult world”!  Stop posting right before she does, you harridans!
  • isomeme stole the OTO from aktiophi!
  • A package has failed to arrive in a timely fashion! What to do? aktiophi knows: “direct your will to direct the light from shining ever-outward by contracting the light from projecting and abide in the neutrality”! Works every time!
  • Don’t try and fool him! aktiophi knows you know why your quote reminds him of his quote!
  • Samy gets an origami crane with the number “62″ written on it. What can it mean? aktiophi knows! “It means somebody in Fascist America owes me my dead mother’s last wish I receive her life insurance policy, being held up by Light Commies and ethnic cleansers so that I end up homeless.”
  • The “Astronomy Picture of the Day” feed has a photo of the nearest galaxy to ours, to which jasalol inexplicably responds “BOOBIES!” Not to be outdone, aktiophi makes jasalol and offer ze can’t refuse: “I’ll make you this deal: If you’ll back off the whoring, lessen your grip on men destined and called to realize their true metaphysical natures so as to heal our planet, your very next incarnation you’re a man, I’ll skry the Universe and raise you. Deal?”
  • deathboy is annoyed that his friends went to London without telling him. But aktiophi wants to know, “So tell me: does the science to go along with the cure compute to anyone else but me? Also: Will Papa Big upstairs allow others to further restrain his work to hand me his wizard wand? I’ve had stress enough: level with me”; deathboy keeps his wits enough about him to respond in kind.

Dear Apple Legal Department:

•December 5, 2007 • 13 Comments

I think someone is pirating your software. See here:

03 December 2007 @ 09:26 pm

victory is MINE!After a week’s downloading and messing with kexts… I HAVE OS X TIGER 4.7 running on my Dell Inspiron 600m crapbox!

(now to get it dual booting on both my Dell Vostro 1000 and my HP tx1000z!)

He’ll probably delete it or hide this entry, so I have a screencap for you. Drop by any time.

 
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